A Simplified Guide To The Sexualities
- sexual attraction to houses and other building like structures.
- an undying lust for Macklemore.
- attraction to any and all things beginning with the letter A.
- a desire for pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils.
- sexual attraction to polygons.
- Attraction to the 9th century Chinese army officer Bi Shiduo.
- Never ending love of demi lovato